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EAT CAKE.

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It's been forever since I've done anything on here, and I'VE TRIED XD I am doing NaNoWriMo, just thought I could brag about that. 30 CHAPTERS OF OUTLINES, MAN. IT'LL BE A BEAUTIFUL THING.
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[ ] My fingernails/toenails are almost always painted.
[ ] During the summer practically the only shoes I wear are flip flops.
[ ] My favorite toys as a child were Barbies, Bratz, etc 
[ ] My favorite color(s) is pink or purple 
[ ] I did Gymnastics
[ ] I love skirts 
[ ] Hollister and/or American Eagle are one of my favorite places to shop
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans I will wear (NO XD)
[ ] I own something from Victoria's Secret
[ ] I did ballet as a little girl 

TOTAL SO FAR: 0

[ ] I own a purse
[ ] love to hang out at the mall with friends
[ ] I have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[ ] I love reality shows 
[ ] My hair is almost always straightened (NOPE. Robert plant style all the way XD)
[ ] Bobby pins are my best friend

TOTAL SO FAR: 0


[ ] I own something from Hollister
[/] I don't shop at Hot Topic (Considering I don't even know what that is... Not applicable XD)
[x] My cell phone or iPod is important to me (Well, without my ipod by my side, I go into rock withdrawal. It's not a good thing XD But cellphones scare me.)
[ ] I wear mascara a lot (Once I gave myself sideburns and a mustache with mascara, but that was only once.)

TOTAL SO FAR: 1.5


[ ] Big sunglasses are hawt
[ ] I have gotten my nails done before 
[ ] I own over 10 purses
[ ] MTV is one of my favorite channels

TOTAL SO FAR: 1.5

[ ] Pretty much all you talk about at sleepovers is girls/guys 
[ ] love people doing my hair 
[ ] I give and receive hugs from all my friends
[ ] I hate bugs 
[x] Summer is amazing! 
[ ] I go shopping a lot

TOTAL SO FAR: 2.5

[ ] I pick out shampoo and conditioner strictly based on smell
[ ] I don't like sports that make you sweat 
[ ] I squeal when I am surprised or angry (That honestly dosn't sound attractive, It's only an effective means of communication if you are a guineapig.)
[ ] I eat fruit as a snack 

TOTAL SO FAR:  2.5

[ ] I have 5 billion hair products
[ ] I love to get dressed up for certain occasions (I like to wear a vest sometimes... Not dressing up exactly XD)
[ ] I apply lip stuff 50 times a day 

TOTAL SO FAR: 2.5

[ ] I wanted a bra way before i ever needed one
[x] I love music (That dosn't make you feminine, really. Unless it's pop. This question is very vague.)
[ ] You gotta love rainbows
[ ] I'd rather not pay attention in school 
[x] Kittens are adorable (KITTIEPIES)

TOTAL SO FAR: 4.5

[x] I write or have written a poem
[ ] I'd love to visit Hawaii
[ ] Valentine's day is cute
[ ] I would not be caught in all black 
[ ] My closet/dresser is STOCK FULL of clothes
[ ] I like to read magazines 

TOTAL SO FAR: 5.5

[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters/notebooks as a kid
[ ] I've seen Camp Rock or High School Musical
[ ] I have or still do plan ahead for my wedding (I don't even know if I'll ever have one XD)
[ ] My friends and I are in a strict group

TOTAL SO FAR: 5.5

[ ] I like little kids
[ ] Diet soda rules (EEEEEEWWWWWWWW. Don't like it XD) 
[x] I am or at one point was a vegetarian (Vegetarian psychic powers ALL THE WAY, Though all the vegetarians I know are male. This questionare Doesn't make sense XD)
[ ] I love chocolate

TOTAL SO FAR: 6.5

[ ] Check my Myspace/Facebook/email everyday
[ ] I have a lot of jewelry
[ ] I have to shop
[ ] You love to show your legs (My mom dosn't let me wear shorts in public... Apparently my leg hair is considered offencive, or something XD)
[ ] Have more than 3 pillows on my bed

TOTAL SO FAR: 6.5


[x] I love my friends
[ ] I don't understand most stuff (STUPIDITY IS NOT FEMININE. THIS HAS NOW GONE FROM REDICULOUS TO JUST PLAIN OFFENSIVE. I OFFICIALLY CLAIM THIS BULLSHIT XD)
[ ] I wear earrings a lot

TOTAL SO FAR: 7.5

[ ] You love gum 
[ ] You're lost without a purse 
[x] You laugh a LOT 
[x] Smiling is a part of you

TOTAL SO FAR: 9.5


[ ] You're scared to go in hot topic alone.
[ ] You wont let your mom shop for you
[ ] you basically only like whats on the radio (It's the opposite. My brain is not mainstream, I'm sorry XD)
[ ] You own at LEAST 4 things from Hollister
[ ] Love attention 
[ ] Love stuffed animals 
[ ] Most things smart people say confuse you (AGAIN. MEH.)
[ ] You would die with out a computer/iPod/camera/phone
OVERALL TOTAL: 9.5

Multiply it by 2 

RE-POST AS "I am % girly". Or whatever your score is.

I blame my "doll" in progress, Donatello. NOW, TIME TO ROOT THE REST OF HIS LOVELY HAIR =D 
He's the most beautiful Martian-American I have ever created. And the only one.
Now back to Monty Python's Flying Circus. I think I could deduct 5% of my result if I wanted to, just for that XD
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[ /] You have kissed someone (few times in kindergarten XD dosn't really count)
[X] You have your own room.
[ ] You own a cell phone. (NO. NOT THE RADIATION.)
[X] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[X] Your parents are still married.
[X] You love your family
[] There is a pool/spa in your backyard.
T O T A L : 4.5

[X] You dress the way you want to.
[X] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[X] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[X] You have never been beaten up.
[X] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[X] Your room is big enough for you. (I don't need much space XD)
[X] People don't use you for something you have.
[X] You have been to the movies (Are there people who havn't?)
T 0 T A L : 12.5

[] You have over 500 friends on facebook. (I don't have facebooK,THIS IS THE EXTENT OF SOCIAL NETWORKING FOR ME.)    
[ ] You have pictures on facebook            
[X] Your parents let you have a facebook (BUT I DONT' WANT IT.)
[] You get allowance/loan
[ ] You collect something normal.
[X] You look forward to going to university.          
[X] You don't wish you were someone else.
[] You play a sport.
[X] You want to do something after school/college
T O T A L : 16.5

[ ] You own a car/truck. (I'm only 14, man XD)
[X] You usually don't fight with your parents
[X] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life. (OH YEAH, SUPER GRADES)
[X] You have friends. (People don't? :( )
[X] You've never had a detention
T O T A L : 20.5

[X] You know what is going on in the world
[X] You are happy with your life                      
[X] You usually aren't sick
[/] You know more than one language. (KIND OF... KNOW LATIN... USED TO... I DON'T KNOW XD)
[X] You have a screen name.
[X] You own a pet. (I HAS A TUBBY KITTYPIES.)                                      
[X] You know the words to more than 5 songs.  (OH YEAH)  
[X] You don't have any enemies
T O T A L : 28

Total over all: 28

Multiply by 3

Total: 84


101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F

repost saying "I got a _ in life"
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YES, I AM ABOUT TO HAVE 5000 PAGEVIEWS, THE QUESTION IS: CAN YOU GET A PICTURE OF IT?
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so, REVISITING THIS IN  A JOURNAL! I thought I might post the basic outline of content, incase anyone is interested (IF SO, PLEASE COMMENT =D) if you havn't seen my previous journal explaining what it is, then look at my previous journal (it's basically a magazine like the one's my sister likes to read, except about classic rock)
I was going to do either 50 or 35 pages (if it's doing good, I'd like to go for 50!) and the outline is based on the content of the magazines "Tiger Beat" and "Bop" (the only difference I saw between the two was the name XD)
#of pages in a 50 page magazine/# of pages in a 35 page magazine
20-24/16-17: POSTERS =D (nearly half of the 2 issues I borrowed from my sister were posters) some will be 1 paged, some will be 4 paged, some will be mini posters and take up a quarter of the page, probably 18 posters in all
10-12/7-8: stories/"gossip" about celebrities, probably much of the "gossip" will be very tounge in cheek, good for laughs XD and may not be news since much of it probably would of happened 40 years ago XD one group/person may take up a whole page or two instead of many different people on one page
4-5/3-4: "hot gossip", same as before except the pages will be divided into pieces of stories/gossip about various people on one page
1 "OMG" page- the omg page in tiger beat/bop is a page where anonymous readers send in embarassing/funny things they've done/expirienced, sometimes there might be something a celebrity had done, usually pretty funny, the ones in THIS magazine will fit with the theme, maybe having to do with music, beatlemania, guitars, you name it

1 page about the magazine, it's content, letters to the editor etc

3>/2>: style/advice, in the magazine they had tips on clothes, makeup, do it your self stuff, in this magazine it could have tips on guitars, maybe 60s/70s ish style clothing and so on

4 pages/part of pages: QUIZZES! my favorite part of the magazines! they would be things like "are you a mod or a rocker" or "what beatle are you" or "what kind of guitar are you" and so on

subscription page (JUST FOR FUN XD)

remaining pages (stuff they didn't have in the magazines but are awesome and probably will be in it)
fan art page
album and song reviews
letters from fans to celebrities in magazine
childhood pictures- pictures of celebrities younger/as children that you get to guess who they are, then the answers would be on the next page or something

if you have any suggestions or want to help, PLEASE COMMENT! =D
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